Friday, 10 February 2012

UK head and roast beef farts

Rather bizarrely I appeared to have a head in the exact shape of the British Isles. This was only apparent when I fell over in the snow and the imprint left in the frozen ground was the familiar map of the UK.
I had eaten some roast beef, and was walking around in the snow. After leaving my head shaped map print I then developed wind and started to expel air from my posterior.
With each blast of wind I again managed to leave an imprint in the snow. Not UK shaped but just a random fart shape that varied dependant on the force and length of the botty burp.
Also David Grey was singing The one I love throughout my sleep.
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