Saturday, 31 October 2015
Friday, 30 October 2015
Thursday, 29 October 2015
My wife and myself were walking out in our garden when she happen to causally mention that there had been a tornado hit the village the previous night.
I looked up towards where our guinea pigs house is and could only see the complete devastation of what used to be their wooden accommodation.
I ran over the a pile of broken wood and found the part that they sleep in was all that remained.
I opened the top and found them both alive and well. They sqeeked and jumped up happy to see me.
Wednesday, 28 October 2015
Tuesday, 27 October 2015
Monday, 26 October 2015
Sunday, 25 October 2015
Saturday, 24 October 2015
Friday, 23 October 2015
Thursday, 22 October 2015
Wednesday, 21 October 2015
Tuesday, 20 October 2015
Monday, 19 October 2015
Sunday, 18 October 2015
Saturday, 17 October 2015
I clearly needed a wee in the night because I was dreaming that I had gone into a cubicle and bolted the door shut.
I unzipped my trousers and froze as someone rattled the door. I then watched as the bolt moved around and the door opened towards me.
In stepped big Dom from work, being just a single cubicle, when he shut the door, he was standing nose to nose to me. Or would have if he wasn't so tall and my nose was in his chest.
He didn't speak but nodded towards the toilet as if to say, 'Go on then'. As I have a major issue with peeing in front of anyone I just stood there frozen to the spot.
This went on for hours and I didn't move a muscle until I fell asleep standing up and opened my eyes to find myself in bed.
Friday, 16 October 2015
Once again I was at my mums house, this time I was with the legendary group The Foo Fighters. They had asked me go and buy one of their albums and bring it back.
I ran excitedly out of the house towards the end of the street. As I looked back at the front door to mums house, all of the group were standing there singing 'One by one'
I saw a number 62 bus at the stop but I was in between two bus stops and couldn't work out which one to run to. I decided to run to the one the bus was heading for but my body felt like lead and I ran in slow motion.
I missed the bus.
Thursday, 15 October 2015
I was laying in bed drifting off to sleep and I was in my mums house but as it was when I was a child in the 1970's. It was a little odd as I thought I was still awake and looking at the window in my bedroom.
The curtains were drawn but they were bright orange with flowers on, very 70's and very bright. I could hear a low gentle moaning from the other side of the curtains as they blew in the breeze. The moaning was a female and I thought I'd scare her away.
I went to the window and in one movement, pushed the curtains and shouted out a roar. This coincided with me shouting in my sleep and waking my long suffering wife. I laid awake for a short time and could hear the woman moaning again.
Turns out it was my wife gently snoring and this had crept into my dream and become a woman outside the window. I'd like to point out that my wife was emitting a low lady like cute snore.