Last night I was under house arrest for some reason. I was also disabled and in a wheelchair, unable to use my legs.
I was attempting to plot my escape by writing a plan on a white board but was clearly hampered by my lack of legs. My captors knew this and so where happy to leave me unattended.
Suddenly there was a huge earthquake that shook the entire house, I panicked and jumped out of my chair and ran up to the window and climbed out.
Somehow the earthquake had enabled me to walk again.
I strolled into a big hall where I knew my captors were to show off.
Clearly not thinking this through in my delight in being able to walk again as I was promptly apprehended again!